It Snowed, So I Made A Snowman…
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8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 – So, I made a snow woman, too.
8:17 – My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 – The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should have been two snow men instead.
8:22 – The transgender man…woman…person…asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 – The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 – I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 – The Muslim across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.
8:40 – The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.
8:42 – The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 – The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 – TV news crew from the ABC station shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, “Snowballs” and am now called a sexist.
9:00 – Now I’m on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 – I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.
9:29 – Far left protesters And Muslim ‘immigrants’, offended by everything, are marching down the street demanding that I be beheaded.
Moral? There is no moral to this story. It’s just a view of the world in which we live today…and it is only getting worse and worse.
Carrots are vegan so vegans would not complain about that.
I have been reading some of the older posts. This one is right on the money. Well written, funny (but not really, for it points out things that could happen). There will come a time, when it will stop getting worse and worse, that just might be soon…when enough rise up, and say that’s enough.